Endangered Species Supporter Pillows

"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"

'Hmmm, the future doesn't look too good: I see you ending up in Chinese medicine...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Plastic?"

Seals - Pick your own.

DIY Butchers

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"