'Yup, that sign has been in my family going on five generations.'
End-of-the-world Expert Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated with apocalyptic scenarios? Our collection offers witty and creative items that acknowledge their love for the end of days, blending humor with a touch of pragmatism. Perfect for those who enjoy contemplating the world's future with a humorous twist! Explore our selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to delight any end-of-the-world expert.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"The good news is it's brightening up..."
"Have you noticed any global warming?"
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
"The season finale of the world is near."
Doomsday marketing
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
Mr Meier calendar
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Modern day doomsayer
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
'Put it on my tab.'
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here
"Happy now, you jerk?"
',,,,,and make it snappy'
Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'
'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
"My girlfriend just finished with me. She said she wants 'a more long-term relationship'."
'You can take that off now.'
"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."
'A nut case if I ever saw one!'
Dodo with 'the end is nigh' placard.
The end is near. Prepare to meet thy maker. Man, I hate that guy - all doom and no gloom. The end is near.
The End is Ne...
"Anything new on that meteor?"
'But will you still respect me in the morning?'
End-of-the-world Expert Gifts Collection
End-of-the-world Expert Mugs
Explore our full range of end-of-the-world expert mugs and find a perfect gift that combines humor with their love for apocalyptic scenarios.
End-of-the-world Expert Pillows
Cozy up with pillows featuring playful apocalyptic themes—perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.
End-of-the-world Expert Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase clever, end-of-days cartoons—great for sparking conversations and smiles.
End-of-the-world Expert T-Shirts
Discover a variety of amusing and stylish t-shirts designed for end-of-the-world enthusiasts—ideal for casual wear and making a witty statement.