
Preparing for the Apocalypse Line
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Preparing for the Apocalypse Line
',,,,,and make it snappy'
'Well...let's just say that, on a very local level, you were right.'
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
Forget it. It's too late.
"My girlfriend just finished with me. She said she wants 'a more long-term relationship'."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'But will you still respect me in the morning?'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'At least I'd go out while I'm on top.'
Mr Meier calendar
The End is Ne...
'Your world is coming to an end...this message brought to you by your heart and lung assn.'
'It's going to be one of those days.'
'No pension, no problem.'
"Have we time for you to have a quickie, Dearie?"
Doomsday marketing
'That means you, fella!'
The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse
World ends today, and that suits me just fine!
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
"Anything new on that meteor?"
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
Apocalypse Research Center
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
"The season finale of the world is near."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
'It looks like our time is up.'
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
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