End Of Restrictions Prints

"So weird not wearing a mask."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

COVID Road Map

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'