Dealing With Restrictions Prints

"Eat up your pudding love and that's Christmas over."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

PEP TALKS!

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

Covid Garbage Dump

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

The Sprats

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

Gluten-free area.

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

"So weird not wearing a mask."

"Sorry, dear. I couldn't find a gluten or lactose-free sugarless non-GMO raw-vegan birthday cake..." "Tell me that's a nutless mulch muffin."

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Lifting of Coronavirus Restrictions

'If it tastes good, spit it out!'

She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!

COVID Summer

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Social distancing

'The Government says we have to list all ingredients -- What's your social security number?'

"Hi - I've pre-booked, had my temperature taken, sanitised my hands, got my mask on..."