End Of Restrictions Mugs

"So weird not wearing a mask."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

COVID Road Map

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"I'm glad you're open again."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

The successful rubbernecker...

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."