End Of Quarter Celebrations Prints

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Work Parfait

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Business is off the chart.

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'And right here they merged...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"At least we're consistent ... "

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Team Work

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."