End Of Quarter Celebrations Pillows

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Work Parfait

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The Salesman

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Business is off the chart.

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'And right here they merged...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"At least we're consistent ... "

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Team Work

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'