End Of Project T-Shirts

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

The network is running a little slow this morning.

Where your mind & battle are los

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"#Win!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Whiskey wars

High Five

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"I'm overcome with emulsion!"

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"I don't hear anything."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Bricklayer admires her work.

"We're here."

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'