Encouraging Buddy T-Shirts

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I think I can". (train)

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

High Five

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Getting together to chew the fat.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

4th of July and PTSD

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

Last Call of the Wild

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'