Encouraging Buddy Mugs

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I think I can". (train)

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

High Five

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

Getting together to chew the fat.

4th of July and PTSD

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Last Call of the Wild

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'Now that Spring is here, I thought I'd take the bike out for a spin. I should only be gone for a month. It was a long Winter.'

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

Motorbiker.