Booster Buddy Mugs

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"Do me next."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

Exercising

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pelobong

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

BOO MOO!

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Old School Mustaches

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

Who are you?

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."