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"It's one of those microbrews."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Newt sale

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sleeping Beauty

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Wanna talk about it?

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

The Cona Lisa

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Plus, it keeps it warm.

Wine-O'Clock

"You awake?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'Fountain pen'

I've started so I'll finish...

'I drink to remember.'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Choices, choices.

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee

"Girl scout liquers?"

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

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