Enchanted Vanity Pillows

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Sleeping Beauty

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Fairy tale

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

Vanity artist

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Fairy Queen

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"