Enchanted Vanity Pillows

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Sleeping Beauty

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Fairy tale

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

TV-Mirror.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Vanity artist

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Fairy Queen

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."