Enchanted Nocturnist Gifts

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Nocturne

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Bat

Cats out late.

"Never think outside the box!"

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Fairy Queen

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."