Enchanted Nocturnist Gifts

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Nocturne

Cats out late.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

"Never think outside the box!"

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Fairy Queen

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Bath Time