Employment Services Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their workspace or home with our employment services-inspired pillows. Great for comfort and a little comic relief after a busy day.

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ACME Employment Agency

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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37 years in the same position.

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.' mockup

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.' mockup

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.' mockup

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

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Between Offices

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In and Out Sourced.

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Work Slave

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I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore. mockup

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

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'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.' mockup

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

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'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.' mockup

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

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'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.' mockup

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

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'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.' mockup

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

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''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!' mockup

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

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"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'." mockup

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

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Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job mockup

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

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If a moo can rise to the top, so can I. mockup

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

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"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?" mockup

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

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'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.' mockup

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

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'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.' mockup

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

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'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.' mockup

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

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'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'This is the last time we post job openings,' mockup

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

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Day one, post grad

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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?' mockup

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

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'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.' mockup

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

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'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.' mockup

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

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'Henry has found his niche with us.' mockup

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

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Employment Services Pillows Collection

Employment Services Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for employment services professionals—funny, inspiring, and perfect for their daily coffee break.

Employment Services Prints

Brighten their office or home with clever prints dedicated to employment services—make their workspace as inspiring as their work.

Employment Services T-Shirts

Check out our employment services-themed t-shirts—comfortable, humorous, and tailored for those who guide others in their careers.