Employment Rights Fan Prints

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

"If you look here you can see that the job description CLEARLY involves a soul crushingly high workload and inhumane working conditions!"

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

USA Slavery

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'Well bang goes your second career as a claimant.'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

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