Employment Rights Fan Mugs

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

ASDA Redundancies

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

USA Slavery

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"If you look here you can see that the job description CLEARLY involves a soul crushingly high workload and inhumane working conditions!"

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

'Well bang goes your second career as a claimant.'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

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