Employment Rights Prints

'I don't bloody believe it !'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'Well bang goes your second career as a claimant.'

"But I don't need a reason. It says right here that I can fire him 'just cause'."

Tribunal Claims office with 'Direct Discrimination' tray and 'Indirect Discrimination' tray.

'I was hoping my unfair dismissal claim would offer a bonanza, but they put a cap in it.'

Panhandler with sign, 'Need help. I work for non-union shop.'

"I busted unions for 30 years until the company tossed me out without a pension."

"The boss fired, then rehired me at the lower benefits package for new hires!"

"If you look here you can see that the job description CLEARLY involves a soul crushingly high workload and inhumane working conditions!"

Employee help

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'Lookit that! Our minimum wage finally went up! Maybe we should start petitioning for vacation days!'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- Does it have portable benefits?'

'I wondered when your employer would realise you were entitled to holiday pay.'

'Nuisance lawsuits are when you don't get paid.'

'We've been disenfranchised!'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"We need a union!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'