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Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

CATCHY NAME

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

When staffing agencies screw up.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Jobs for graduates

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'Well bang goes your second career as a claimant.'

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

"Congrats -after twenty five years we've finally got you a job in a clock factory!"

"Great news! - We've found you a job at a circus..."