Employee Support Hero Mugs

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.