Human Resources Hero Mugs

'All I'm saying, is that whenever I bring up sexual tension, it seems to create a lot of tension.'

'I have an opening for a cloud computing specialist, but they want someone younger. I have an opening for a corporate security manager but they want someone older.'

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

The best financial decision I ever made.

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"