Employee Motivation Pillows

Traditional Management Style.

'Post-its? Nah, the boss gives me a gold star when I perform well.'

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

'We don't want people getting complacent.'

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Go team!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Dedication to excellence....

Better times ahead.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.