Employee Engagement Mugs

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Management very much believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivating staff.'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"The new motivational posters have been unpopular, yet effective."

"I just don't understand why our retention rates are so poor. . .we give staff challenging, important work."

Suggestion box paper shredder.

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Staff support"

You're my Mona Lisa.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight