Emotional Wanderer T-Shirts

Happy/Sad Mask

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."