Emotional Umbrella Bearer T-Shirts

"Whenever I open up, I get dumped on."

Pet a Puppy

Sunbathers.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Thought Cloud

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Punctuation Weather

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

"I'm pregnant."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Recently separated."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"You call this opening up?"

I Pagliacci

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Watering the flowers in the rain.

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

Giraffe Umbrella...

Weeping an Ocean