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'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Surfing the daily stress

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Run, Mike, Run!

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We're in a hurry.'

Rock & Roll

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Gracebook.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"I'm pregnant."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.