Emotional Wave Surfer Prints

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Surfing the daily stress

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Run, Mike, Run!

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We're in a hurry.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"I'm pregnant."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.