Emotional Umbrella Bearer Mugs

Pet a Puppy

Sunbathers.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Thought Cloud

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Punctuation Weather

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"I'm pregnant."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Recently separated."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"You call this opening up?"

I Pagliacci

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

Giraffe Umbrella...

Watering the flowers in the rain.

It was love at first sight.

Weeping an Ocean