Emotional Support Adventurers Pillows

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Wall St. or True Love.

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Man propelled by love

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."