Emotional Release Examiner Mugs

"The tissues are for crying."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

University Soapflakes

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Feel better, dear?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER