Emotional Intelligence Explorer Mugs

'Sorry I fired you, Maggie. I got my husband's testosterone patches mixed up with my estrogen patches.'

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"

Warning: thin-skinned

"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?"

The cycle of violence

"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."

"Negative Thinking."

"There's nothing wrong with crying, Mr. Horch, if you're a sissy."

"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'

'Don't sweat it, kid - Just say something touchy-feely and he'll go aways happy.'

'It's your hateful mother, here for a little bonding with her unforgiving daughter.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Out Of Control Youth

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Oh, come on—I can tell by your body language you're mad about something."

"I didn’t forget your birthday. I forgot it was today."

Introducing Guiltpressure.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart