Emotional Explorers Mugs

"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"

False joviality.

'You really need to get rid of that insecurity blanket.'

"Mike, have you been crying? Your eyes are bone dry."

Tears

"We don't talk anymore…we should have done this years ago."

It took several hours for the emergency responders to free Marcia from her emotional baggage.

The headlanders meet the heartlanders.

Things I should be proud of - but am not. Things I shouldn't be proud of - but am.

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

A happy smiley face on a large-breasted woman, and a not-so-happy Smiley face on a fat hairy man.

"I do understand, Sabrina. I've been hurt too."

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

Sawing Down Tree

"For a thick-skinned mammal, I've always been pretty thin-skinned."

"Bittersweet dreams, small side of regrets, and a nice slice of moving on."

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"Wait, you've got a hole deep within you you've struggled your whole life to fill? I know just the guy you should meet!"

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Wall St. or True Love.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"