Emotional Reflection T-Shirts

February

Wine glass face.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Very Difficult Conversations

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

What else is there to wish for?

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Cellphone Islands

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Map of the Human Heart

I want a calendar where every day says here and now