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"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Turmoil change.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

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"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'