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"He's always had a short fuse."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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Emotional Bling

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The Wishing Well

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"That must be the artist over there."