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"He's always had a short fuse."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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Emotional Bling

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

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"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

The Wishing Well

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"That must be the artist over there."