Emotional Emulator T-Shirts

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Classic Emojis for sale.