Emotional Problem Solver Pillows

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"