Emotional Gambler T-Shirts

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

Bet and Breakfast.

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Billy strip: dad doesn't get to shuffle the horses.

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

'I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.'

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

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