Emotional Gambler Prints

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

Bet and Breakfast.

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

Billy strip: dad doesn't get to shuffle the horses.

'I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.'

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

Speculators

"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

"Here's that lottery ticket I told you about! I matched all but five numbers! And I bought it on Thursday instead of Tuesday! Other than that, I would have won!"