Emotional Engineer T-Shirts

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Book Lover

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.