Emotion Engineer T-Shirts

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Mood Swings.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"See how controlling he is?!"

Medical Cabinet

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I'm not happy."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

Major and minor keys

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'