Emotion Coach T-Shirts

Pretty Soon: Increasingly dim TV newscasters will need help knowing what emotions to convey when they are 'reporting'.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

Fragile stamper.

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Feel better, dear?"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Classic Emojis for sale.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Arthur, I need my space."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"See how controlling he is?!"

Medical Cabinet

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

Yoga.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I cry a lot.'

Major and minor keys