"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"
Emotional Investigator T-Shirts
Dress your emotional investigator in t-shirts that showcase their insightful nature—funny, clever, and uniquely personal to their curiosity and compassion.
"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."
"Try and give me... happy."
Family Problems
"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."
University Soapflakes
Relationship Warning Lights
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."
"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"
"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
Large Emoticon Collider
'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'
Hardware Store Tools Wrench
"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
Comedy and tragedy masks
The Map of the Human Heart
'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'
'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'
"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"
"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."
"There's something I have to tell you."
"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."
"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."
"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"
Two Rages Passing in the Night
"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."
"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."
Emotional Investigator T-Shirts Collection
Emotional Investigator Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for emotional investigators—witty, inspiring, perfect for sparking conversation or quiet reflection.
Emotional Investigator Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for emotional investigators—thoughtfully designed to bring comfort and inspiration to any space.
Emotional Investigator Prints
Browse prints that resonate with emotional investigators—artful expressions of curiosity, insight, and personal growth.