Emotional Dynamics Gifts

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

Very Difficult Conversations

"I hate it when we fight."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Mood Swings.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Medical Cabinet

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

'I cry a lot.'

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'I'm Alan, the chronically misunderstood employee...'

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"I can be changed!"

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"I'm pregnant."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."