Emotional Dancer Gifts

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Dancing Doctor

Happy Valentine's Day.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Yo ho ho!

Jumping Man

Teddy Bear

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Dancing in tailcoats

Hugging Technique #14

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

The Happiest Hen of Alcester.

Ballerina

"Good—now put it back."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

Sorry you're leaving.

The Count begs forgiveness

Heartbreak

"Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to call you ‘a lazy, manipulative drama queen who’s incapable of genuine self-reflection.’"

Better things to do with your time than trail down the chiller aisle...Learn salsa!