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Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Nuclear waste.

Nervous Student

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'It's good to talk.'

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

COP26 GLASGOW

COP26

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'