Emotional Caregiver Gifts

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Tilly Slowboy

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'