Emotional Caregiver Gifts

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Changing the baby.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Tilly Slowboy

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'