Emotional Baggage Unloader T-Shirts

Unloading zone.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"That must be the artist over there."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"