Emotional Baggage Unloader Mugs

Unloading zone.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'